I think I’m allergic to people who are unwilling to broaden their perspectives.
Dau Voire  (via fawun)

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"Do you know this one girl with hair like this?"

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hohosexual:

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

we are preparing for a war

(Source: officialplanetmars)

spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

(Source: ashiros)


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ethiopienne:

perfection

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

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whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable